But, Daddy, I thought you said I could drive the Caddy . . . not be your caddy!

General, the troops are ready. Shall we sound the Charge?

If I had a putt that long, I'd think about using my driver.

A beautiful site on Penn National's Founders Course

Aahh, what a relief (I guess I should have gone behind that tree)

How did this tee box get so soggy? There hasn't been any rain in weeks.

Wow! Even from down here, I can barely see past his belly, and those white legs are blinding me.